STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
I may have achieved the best senior prank
I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
I said on commercial referring to the weekend
The other day I referred to my customers as characters
i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday
i wonder if my first follower still follows me
A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity.
Fact: David Bowie is a gecko
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen